Spam comments can be funny

     So for some reason spam bots seem to really like this article, and have tried to post around eighty comments to it at the time of this writing. I get emails for each comment posted and have to approve them so my posts don't get flooded with spam. Some of the comments have been really amusing though, and so I thought I'd share them with you, so without further ado.

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Wait, so did she steal your iphone or your ipad, I'm confused. Only 83 views, dude, that is tough, should have at least 300,000,000 by now. Oh, and by the way, this was off topic, which is why I didn't approve the comment, something you might want to think about for the future.

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Four days, have you not heard of Google?

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Today, I went to the beach front with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had to tell someone!

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Dude, my website didn't eat anything, I actually never saw your first comment, but it was probably super spammy, just like this one, so I deleted it, because I don't like spam comment son my website. Crazy I know.

     This of course is only a taste of the comments that I have received, so many of them are near duplicates though, or just don't make any sense at all and I have no comedic comebacks to them.

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